nentindo:

*someone posts fake sjw blog made by anti-sjw*

everyone else: WOW LOOK AT WHAT THIS REAL SJW SAID TUMBLR IN A NUTSHELL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SITE THIS IS WHAT EVERY SINGLE SJW EVER ALWAYS SAYS

repeat for two fucking years and that’s tumblr in a nutshell

icedxflow:

disneyismyloveandlife:

jellals:

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

dolphin in the back

icedxflow:

disneyismyloveandlife:

jellals:

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

dolphin in the back

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

intofluro:

Adam Martinakis (b.1972, Greece) Parallel Universe, 2013

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

image

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
image

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

OK so like this argument is w/e I’m iffy on ppl being like “how did this weird phrase make its way into a language” but

I said fuck it and googled “pineapple etymology” and it’s actually p cool.

See, originally a pineapple wasn’t this

image

A pineapple was…

A pinecone!

I think we can all agree that it’s easy to see why one would look at a pine tree and think “ah yes, this thing growing on this tree reminds me of an apple. It is a pineapple.”

And if you take it from there, it’s perfectly understandable that someone would look at this

image

and think “wow, it looks like

this!”

There, that’s one mystery solved.

So why is a potato a pomme de terre? I honestly have no fuckdamn clue. I don’t speak French, and my google results for “why is a potato a pomme de terre” all lead to a town in Minnesota. But I’d like to know. Are there any French speakers who know/think they can find out?

I keep thinkin 2 myself “im gonna go take a shower now. I already had to take off my clothes to try on sewing projects. i’m in my underwear. It would be SO EASY to take a shower.”

and then I just don’t


I’m never swearing again.

I’m never swearing again.