Fighter: Is the statue mad?
GM: The statue is a statue.
Inclusive children go far.
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Im at Sarah Lawrence for an admissions thing but they won’t let me check in for five hours help i know nothin about this campus i have nowhere to go
These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…
I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked
The way I see it having this blog means that, even if when im middle aged im rly boring, my kids/my nephew/the neighborhood whippersnappers will inevitably find my blog and learn about my rebellious years
Which means I’ll be a main character on a slice of life tv show
I wish I could say I’m not sorry but I’m very, very sorry
well then WHAT is the point