FACT OF THE DAY: there is actually only one person on tumblr who sends anonymous hate. his name is theodore smellner and he hates cats, happiness, books, the hunger games, and you. if someone ever says “this isnt the anon from before” it is theodore smellner back again to ruin your day
it isn’t true i swear
shut the h*ck up
My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?
The concept was deemed terrifying.
good at twitter
I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
Number of parking tickets given to former Soviet embassy employees in Washington, D.C. that remain unpaid: 50,693.
The first time I came across this fact, I posted it on Livejournal, where I had a lot of Russian followers at the time. They responded wonderingly: “What’s a parking ticket?”
Then they laughed at the idea of anybody paying the government money just because of a piece of paper. Turns out, in Russia, they just tow your car.
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so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
i like how all those dudes are ‘wahh prof. sycamore is SEXUALIZED to SELL TO WOMEN!!’ and its like prof. sycamore aint even sexualized like all he is is an attractive modestly dressed dude like women gamers gotta deal with battle bikinis and watermelon sized titties and these dudes cryin about a fella with nice hair and a cute smile like lmao get on my level
who weren’t androids or aliens
whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’
and who aren’t socipaths
Does godzilla count as a sociopath?
TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD