outofcontextdnd:

Fighter: Is the statue mad?

GM: The statue is a statue.

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

And theres snow on all the benches so i cant even sit dowwwn

Im at Sarah Lawrence for an admissions thing but they won’t let me check in for five hours help i know nothin about this campus i have nowhere to go

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

The way I see it having this blog means that, even if when im middle aged im rly boring, my kids/my nephew/the neighborhood whippersnappers will inevitably find my blog and learn about my rebellious years
Which means I’ll be a main character on a slice of life tv show

bigbunnyfan:

I wish I could say I’m not sorry but I’m very, very sorry

bigbunnyfan:

I wish I could say I’m not sorry but I’m very, very sorry

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point